Astronautinions – Micro Dose for Cosmic Mischief

Astronautinions – Micro Dose for Cosmic Mischief

Rx #: HRX-SPACEFUN-0125

Patient Name: Intergalactic Goofball

Medication Name: Astronautinions Snapback Cap

Dosage: 1 hat per orbit to increase joy levels, curiosity, and space-time giggles

Form: Flat-bill snapback featuring all-over print of adorable mini astronauts doing their thing

Use: For out-of-this-world playfulness, creative brainstorming, or stargazing with a smile

Doctor’s Note:

Side effects of wearing the Astronautinions Snapback may include uncontrollable daydreams, moonwalks on sidewalks, and messages from the multiverse. Covered in a pattern of tiny, space-exploring cartoon astronauts, this hat was designed for both high-altitude thinkers and low-key jokesters. Pop it on when you're ready to tune into the frequency of fun.

Refill Info: Use often. Replenishes dopamine and invites meaningful nonsense.

Caution: May cause others to ask, “Where did you get that?”

Side Effects May Include:

Spontaneous laughter, galactic vibes, interstellar swagger, and connection with your inner kid.

Storage: Keep ready for launch—especially when you need to escape gravity for a bit.

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Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.