Patchwork Punch 999mg – Crochet Color Therapy Bucket

Rx: “Patchwork Punch 999mg – Crochet Color Therapy Bucket”

(May cause spontaneous joy and compliments. Dispense responsibly via HatsRx.com)

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[HatsRx Prescription Tag – Colorful Edition]

Medication Name: Patchwork Punch 999mg

Form: Hand-Crocheted Bucket Hat – Multi-Color Mood Enhancer

Pattern: Granny Square Patchwork with Retro Vibes

Colors Available: Random bursts of rainbow, sunshine yellow, nostalgic blues, cherry reds, cozy creams & more

Fit Type: Stretchy, soft, and free-spirited – One-size-fits-most

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Directions for Use:

Apply to scalp anytime you’re feeling dull, disconnected, or just want to look incredibly cool in a handmade kind of way. Ideal for brunches, vintage markets, road trips, and flower field dance breaks.

Dosage:

1 hat = full emotional recharge. Mix and match for double the joy.

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Indications:

Color deficiency

Seasonal gloom

Lack of individuality

70s fashion cravings

Side Effects May Include:

Brightened aura

Unexpected compliments

Granny-square appreciation

Retro flare-ups

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Refills:

Each one is unique—collect them all at HatsRx.com

Distributed by:

HatsRx – Stitching Style into Your Soul Since Forever

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